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She who eats as much as a small country.

New Roomate

Sun Nov 15, 2009, 2:47 PM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: Send me an Angel
  • Reading: Knights of the Black and White
  • Watching: Hetalia
  • Playing: Super Monkey Ball
  • Eating: Pizza rolls
  • Drinking: Root Beer
So we're renting out my oldest sister's old room to this guy.

My mom: *Walks into my room*
Me: *Just out of the shower and in a new pair of jammies, and hair all messed up, and crappy runny makeup from the day before etc*
My mom: Are you dressed?
Me: No...where are we going?
My mom: Nowhere, this is the guy renting Jayna's room. His name is Fabio.
Fabio: *Looks in*
Me: WKJRFOPWL:KF<:L#W.

HE. IS. SO. FUCKING. SEXY.
He's a Brazilian body builder my mom's been friends with for like...ever. xD
My first time meeting him...great first impression.
He's staying with us because his girlfriend has to go back to Brasil, because she's only here for school. :<

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:iconmasquedeloup:
*major tackle glomp*

Dude, love, I'm like..... JACKED UP on energy drink! I'M HYPER AND EXCITED AND I CAN'T STOP MOVING!!

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Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
And only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
:iconaeleusienzo:
AHHH! DON'T BITE ME!!!

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We're creatures of the Underworld
We can't afford to love


FEEL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE, BITCHES.

"And then Cloud threw Lexaeus to the ground and ravished him all night long." -~rascal101bird
:iconmasquedeloup:
*LIIIIICKS*

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Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
And only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
:iconaeleusienzo:
D:<!!!

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We're creatures of the Underworld
We can't afford to love


FEEL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE, BITCHES.

"And then Cloud threw Lexaeus to the ground and ravished him all night long." -~rascal101bird
:iconmasquedeloup:
*GLOMPS*

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Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
And only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
:iconvampirefoley:
You must journey to the land of milk and cookies to save the dream world!

o.o lol.

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:iconaeleusienzo:
I can't...Johnny will kill me. Literally.

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We're creatures of the Underworld
We can't afford to love


FEEL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE, BITCHES.

"And then Cloud threw Lexaeus to the ground and ravished him all night long." -~rascal101bird
:iconvampirefoley:
Johnny the hamicidal maniac! :O

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XBOX live gamertag: vampir3fol3y

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